5....4....3....2.....1.... And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The space shuttle takes off... I am part of the chosen elite prestigious "All WOMEN team" who are making their maiden trip to Pluto.. (Sorry John Gray! You wrote Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, but I beg to differ. I think Men are from Pluto and Women are from Mercury - Simply because they are so DAMN DIFFERENT in every SINGLE way on so MANY MANY COUNTS)
To fix the basic DNA of the MALE SPECIES - For a BETTER SOCIETY, for a BETTER WORLD, for a BETTER TOMORROW
And here's what needs to be FIXED
1) That they treat the women in their life (mother / wife / sister / daughter, etc.) and in the world with respect
2) That once they commit to a woman ; they stay committed for life... No affairs / polygamy please!
3) That they put things in their rightful place at home (before and after marriage) - especially socks / shoes / hankies / and miscellaneous stuff
4) That they make the morning tea / coffee / drink EVERY SINGLE DAY!
5) That they listen when the woman speaks (specially the Missus!).. I mean like REALLY LISTEN
6) That they are wise enough to know when to speak and when to shut up within the 4 walls
7) That they DO NOT have a MALE EGO
8) That they take responsibility to cook all meals 3 days of the week
9) That when they look at the "female species" ; they see beyond her femininity
10) That they know when to switch off the TV, if the situation warrants (even if it is cricket, football, tennis, F1, Katrina Kaif / Angelina Jolie / Arnab Goswami or Big Boss!)
11) That they can read a woman's mind; and give her what she wants and when she wants
12) That they NEVER EVER ABUSE any woman in their life (physical abuse, mental abuse, emotional abuse, financial abuse)
13) That they NEVER EVER DISCRIMINATE against women in their life
14) That they are KIND in their ways
15) That they do more GOOD than BAD - in thought, word and deed
16) That they have the thoughtfulness and sensitivity to make "pregnancy" the most wonderful phase of a woman's life
17) That they have and exhibit self-control , especially over anger, envy, hatred, fear and guilt
18) That they give "required freedom" and "space" to the women in their lives
19) That they are able to love unconditionally; and know what it means
20) That they are comfortable to express their emotions - be it laughs or tears; with whom they so desire to
21) That they mean what they say; and say what they mean
22) That they give as much time and thought to the world at home as they give to world news, politics, economics, history, technology, business and movies
23) That they NEVER really BREAK the TRUST; especially of a WOMAN!
24) That they LIVE to make the WOMEN in their life REALLY HAPPY :)
Lo and behold! We have the "NEW and IMPROVED" male species.. PERFECT! Just the way most women always dream of! How wonderful the world would be?
And once we are back to the Mother Earth, and I live through a day with this new improved avatar of the "MALE SPECIES" and smile to myself thinking on how wonderful the day has been from dawn to dusk, I hear a loud deafening sound saying "Wake Up and Make me some tea". That is the voice of the "Plutonian" you see :(. Alas! This was a DREAM... But an early morning dream.. So there is hope for better Plutonians.. Eh?
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