Sunday, September 29, 2013

5....4....3....2.....1 AND Boooooooooooooom!


5....4....3....2.....1.... And BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

The space shuttle takes off... I am part of the chosen elite prestigious "All WOMEN team" who are making their maiden trip to Pluto.. (Sorry John Gray! You wrote Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus, but I beg to differ. I think Men are from Pluto and Women are from Mercury - Simply because they are so DAMN DIFFERENT in every SINGLE way on so MANY MANY COUNTS)

Our MISSION
To fix the basic DNA of the MALE SPECIES - For a BETTER SOCIETY, for a BETTER WORLD, for a BETTER TOMORROW

And here's what needs to be FIXED
1) That they treat the women in their life (mother / wife / sister / daughter, etc.) and in the world with  respect

2) That once they commit to a woman ; they stay committed for life... No affairs / polygamy please!

3) That they put things in their rightful place at home (before and after marriage) - especially socks / shoes / hankies / and miscellaneous stuff

4) That they make the morning tea / coffee / drink EVERY SINGLE DAY!

5) That they listen when the woman speaks (specially the Missus!).. I mean like REALLY LISTEN

6) That they are wise enough to know when to speak and when to shut up within the 4 walls

7) That they DO NOT have a MALE EGO

8) That they take responsibility to cook all meals 3 days of the week

9) That when they look at the "female species" ; they see beyond her femininity

10) That they know when to switch off the TV, if the situation warrants (even if it is cricket, football, tennis, F1, Katrina Kaif / Angelina Jolie / Arnab Goswami or Big Boss!)

11) That they can read a woman's mind; and give her what she wants and when she wants

12) That they NEVER EVER ABUSE any woman in their life (physical abuse, mental abuse, emotional abuse, financial abuse)

13) That they NEVER EVER DISCRIMINATE against women in their life

14) That they are KIND in their ways

15) That they do more GOOD than BAD - in thought, word and deed

16) That they have the thoughtfulness and sensitivity to make "pregnancy" the most wonderful phase of a woman's life

17) That they have and exhibit self-control , especially over anger, envy, hatred, fear and guilt

18) That they give "required freedom" and "space" to the women in their lives

19) That they are able to love unconditionally; and know what it means

20) That they are comfortable to express their emotions - be it laughs or tears; with whom they so desire to

21) That they mean what they say; and say what they mean

22) That they give as much time and thought to the world at home as they give to world news, politics, economics, history, technology, business and movies

23) That they NEVER really BREAK the TRUST; especially of a WOMAN!

24) That they LIVE to make the WOMEN in their life REALLY HAPPY :)

Lo and behold! We have the "NEW and IMPROVED" male species.. PERFECT! Just the way most women always dream of! How wonderful the world would be?

And once we are back to the Mother Earth, and I live through a day with this new improved avatar of the "MALE SPECIES" and smile to myself thinking on how wonderful the day has been from dawn to dusk, I hear a loud deafening sound saying "Wake Up and Make me some tea". That is the voice of the "Plutonian" you see :(. Alas! This was a DREAM... But an early morning dream.. So there is hope for better Plutonians.. Eh?


This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggers by BlogAdda

10 comments:

  1. Interesting post, would have loved it to finish as a reality though and not a dream ;)

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    1. Alas! Long way to go for it to be a reality!

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  2. Extremely innovative post. Loved it :)

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    1. Thanks Anmol for stopping by, and your comment. And congrats to you too. Nischala

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  3. Very creative...too good to be true but then with dreams, u never know...:-)

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    1. Thanks Shaivi.. One should always dream and hope for the BEST !

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  4. Loved it! Would love to be a part of such a spaceship. Tag me along when it happnes ;)

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  5. wont be useful..bcz a happy woman is a myth......lol......

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    1. and just how are you so sure of that?

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